Once upon a time the Penguin faced a tough evolutionary conundrum: would future generations take to the open skies or the salty seas?
Credit these fluffy folks for waddling down the road less traveled! Had they developed giant wings, Penguins would never have honed their classic sense of style and elegant lurching gate! These glamorous glacier-dwellers did the world a favor by going for plump-and-buoyant over bony-and-aloft! Indeed!
Our Penguin was not made for marching! This Penguin was made for Squishing! Save him from a future of IMAX specials with a cuddle!